Love Story

Yo yo yo, check this out man 1 for you, 2 for me 3 for you, 15 for me 20 for you... now check it out Yo I just won 10 grand in the Galactic Rhyme Federation championship, so I'm lampin a bit I feel like returnin to Earth and burnin some herb I'm sick of lookin at the inside of space stations Time for Deltron to take a vacation My expertise in aviation got us to our destination (where?) The East Bay My living quarters is completely froze solid I thaw it out with a heat ray Now I'm chillin in a sauna, pulsating jet streams Peeping out in virtual reality my wet dreams Perusing my 21st century classic comics, the fun is astronomic (Ha ha ha) I figured since I'm here I'll renew my galactic passport So I'm not persecuted by no galactic assholes Schemers on the ave With their holographic hat-tricks Using magnetism to pick-pocket citizens Tourists walk around with memory apprehension glasses They attempt to capture The past tense Virtual junkies, burnt out and lost War veterans still trapped in the Holocaust Yes I know all the answers Living in my true love's arms I'm sittin on the porch readin Cosmopolitan Peepin all these dumb hoes with enhanced collagen I'm calling in sick today Big mistake This resulted in a final pay check and pink slip? Replaced by my successor cause I missed my place Knowin that the Rhyme Federation will miss my face (Fuck y'all) Referred to as a big disgrace Now I'm free-lance with more risk to take Now a rhymin merc, finding certified androids Hit a convention, signin autographs for fan-boys They admire My enhanced stanzas And how I dodge man-hunts And security cameras Avoided apprehension in sub-atomic dimensions And even more impressive cause of what we livin A self contained environment, I suggest I'm just a minor threat I see a thing of beauty fly as heck, standing by her desk Paid her my respects, I was too scared to try to step So I deployed one of my androids with dialect Synthesized with my voice perfectly replicated Asked for her name, and was she married? "No we're separated" (Booty) Baby... baby you're looking real fine... Your behind, you got 3 booty cheeks... That's kind of unique for... for this planet What say me and you hit the hot spot over at your house? I got a few sandwiches? eaten Yo it's cool though, you got one eye? trippin though Listen you, me and you, we gon'?, we gon' far, go all the way to Mars Venus... we'll go to Venus if you want to Venus, Paris...? Yes I know all the answers Living in my true love's arms Yes I know all the answers Living in my true love's arms