Miss Marmelstein

Miss marmelstein! miss marmelstein! miss marmelstein! Oh, why is it always miss marmelstein? Miss marmelstein? miss marmelstein? Other girls get called by their first names right away They get cozy intimate ... do you know what I mean? Nobody calls me: "hey, baby doll!" (marmelstein) Or "honey dear" or "sweetie pie" Even my first name would be preferable Though it's terrible, it might be better: it's yetta! Or perhaps my second name that's tessye Spells t-e-s-s-y-e But no, no, it's always miss marmelstein! (Miss marmelstein! miss marmelstein! miss marmelstein!) Even "hey there babe!" thought not respectable Ain't so object able It's kind of crummy but chummy Of course if I got married, that would do it So, where's the lucky guy? ha? Till then it still is miss marmelstein! Everyday i get tied of being nots Miss marmelstein! miss marmelstein! Miss marmelstein! miss marmelstein! I could bust!