Attractive Female Wanted

I'm tired of buyin' Penthouse and Oui and Hustler It's Friday night, I'm all alone still a bachelor She said, she'd call me when she'd finished work Haven't heard a word all day, whoa I may not be Warren Beatty or Muhammad Ali (Attractive female wanted) I ain't askin' a great deal, just a female to move in with me (Attractive female wanted) I'll share all my records, toothbrush, and car and color TV, honestly A single girl for my single bed is my remedy (Attractive female wanted) She doesn't have to be a movie star, cover of a magazine She can work in a garage all day In the evenin', some canteen I'm tired of blind dates makin' silly mistakes, it's embarrassin' (Attractive female wanted) I've had no complaints, but obviously you've guessed, no compliments (Attractive female wanted) Won't someone please answer my prayers before I'm old and grey (Attractive female wanted) I've been lonely too long All of my family think I'm gay (think I'm gay) Whoo! She doesn't have to be a movie star, cover of a magazine She can work in a garage all day In the evenin', some canteen Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh (attractive female wanted) Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, active female wanted I may get drunk, stink like a skunk, but she'll look after me (Attractive female wanted) Put me to bed, ease my achin' head and make a fuss of me You know what I gonna do? Think I'll write a letter to Mr. Hugh Hefner confidentially, dear sir A single girl for my single bed is my remedy