If You Were the Woman, And I Was the Man (Live)

Well, when we were recording "Black Eyed Man" A man named John Prine came and sang a song with me So please welcome him to this stage to help me in John Prine, will you please come? If you were the woman and I was the man Would I send you yellow roses? Would I dare to kiss your hand? In the morning would I caress you Like the wind caresses the sand? If you were the woman and I was the man If I were the woman and you were the man Would you send me yellow roses? Would you dare to kiss my hand? In the morning would you caress me As the wind caresses the sand? If I were the woman and you were the man If I was the heart and you were the head Would you think me very foolish If one day I decided to shed These walls that surround me Just to see where these feelings led If I was the heart and you were the head? If I was the woman and you, you were the man Would I laugh if you came to me With your heart in your hand And said, "I offer you this freely and will give you all that I can Because you are the woman and I am the man?"