The Wine Song

Some folks like whiskey, whiskey's mighty fine Some folks like moonshine, Lord they drink it all the time My daddy taught me, said, "Son, only way to keep your head in line Drink-a that wine wine, wine Keep your head stoned all the time" (That's what he said) Look at them luscious little bottles, sittin' up on the shelf Red green and yellow, Lord, they are somethin' else, hmmm They mesmerize me, the way they sparkle and shine Drink-a that wine wine, wine Keep your head stoned all the time One snort of Ruby Port really rings the bell Then a glass of Muscatel sets my head up well Then this sweetest bottle of cheapest sherry wine I say goodbye to my mind While folks around me insist on startin' wars Fightin' and a-hollerin', gettin' awful sore Gotta take some business, I don't pay them no mind Drink-a that wine wine, wine Keep your, head stoned all the time (Tell the truth) One snort of Ruby Port really rings the bell Then a glass of Muscatel sets my head up well Then this sweetest bottle of cheapest sherry wine I say goodbye to my mind While folks around me insist on startin' wars Fightin' and a-hollerin', gettin' awful sore Gotta take some business, I don't pay them no mind Drink-a that wine wine, wine Keep your head stoned all the time (Spoken) Get out the bathtub, grandma, and take off your socks!