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Now I've got a gal from New Orleans She's the prettiest little thing that you ever have seen She's got a cute little walk with a hippity-hop She's big at the little and bottom at the top (Do you need any help?) No help wanted (Well, you could use a little help) No help wanted (Just call on me if you need a little help) (Do you need any help? Do you need any help) I can handle this job all by myself Well, I love my baby, she's a little bitty booger Cute as a button and sweet as sugar I'm gonna buy her a diamond ring And we'll get married in the spring (Do you need any help?) No help wanted (Well, you could use a little help) No help wanted (Just call on me if you need a little help) (Do you need any help? Do you need any help?) I can handle this job all by myself Now she calls me her little piggy-wiggy And I call her my little thing-a-ma-jiggy Every time I ask her to kiss I hear a little voice sound something like this (Do you need any help?) No help wanted (Well, you could use a little help) No help wanted (Just call on me if you need a little help) (Do you need any help? Do you need any help?) I can handle this job all by myself Well I'm a-gonna take her honky tonking tonight And we're gonna do everything up right When the music starts we're gonna swing and sway We're gonna dance till the break of day (Do you need any help?) No help wanted (Well, you could use a little help) No help wanted (Just call on me if you need a little help) (Do you need any help? Do you need any help?) I can handle this job all by myself