Santa Drives a Hot Rod

You know when I was just a little boy I was so happy that Santa made all those toys Just himself and all those little elves, all by themselves And all those toys wound up on Macy's shelves And now that all this time has passed I just wonder how did Santa's sleigh get around so fast? Well, Santa's got a hot rod (Santa's got a hot rod) Santa's got a hot rod (Santa's got a hot rod) It's the only way he can rock and roll that old Christmas sleigh Now, no offence to Rudolph, Donner, Blitzen And you know all the rest of the reindeer cats But you know there ain't no way that reindeer can pass no driver test I do believe that Santa's sleigh got a big block Chevrolet If he's gonna make it 'round the world on Christmas Day Santa's got a hot rod (Santa's got a hot rod) Santa's got a hot rod (Santa's got a hot rod) It's the only way he can rock and roll that old Christmas sleigh Ah, ha Oh, yeah Yeah He's got to stop in Tokyo and don't forget Australia too He's got a drop-off in Hawaii, gonna sail the ocean blue Gonna stop in California for a cocktail and some gas By the time he gets to England he's got no more time to lapse Santa's got a hot rod (Santa's got a hot rod) Santa's got a hot rod (Santa's got a hot rod) It's the only way he can rock and roll that old Christmas sleigh Okay, now listen Okay, now man, ain't no offence to Rudolph, Donner, Blitzen And uh, all the rest of those reindeer You know there ain't no way that reindeer can pass no driver test Well, now, I do believe that Santa's sleigh got to have a big block Chevrolet If he's gonna make it 'round the world on Christmas Day Santa's got a hot rod (Santa's got a hot rod) Santa's got a hot rod (Santa's got a hot rod) Santa's got a hot rod (Santa's got a hot rod) Santa's got a hot rod (Santa's got a hot rod) Santa's got a hot rod Well, that's what I'm trying to say to all of you Santa drives a hot rod That rusty old sleigh just won't do