I'll Be There for You (Long Version)

So no one told you life was gonna be this way Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A. It's like you're always stuck in second gear When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year, but I'll be there for you (When the rain starts to pour) I'll be there for you (Like I've been there before) I'll be there for you ('Cause you're there for me too) You're still in bed at ten and work began at eight You've burned your breakfast, so far things are going great Your mother warned you there'd be days like these But she didn't tell you when the world has brought you down to your knees and I'll be there for you (When the rain starts to pour) I'll be there for you (Like I've been there before) I'll be there for you ('Cause you're there for me too) No one could ever know me No one could ever see me Seems you're the only one who knows what it's like to be me Someone to face the day with, make it through all the rest with Someone I'll always laugh with Even at my worst, my best is you, Yeah! It's like you're always stuck in second gear When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year I'll be there for you (When the rain starts to pour) I'll be there for you (Like I've been there before) I'll be there for you ('Cause you're there for me too) I'll be there for you (When the rain starts to pour) I'll be there for you (Like I've been there before) I'll be there for you ('Cause you're there for me too) My agent has just gotten me a job... In the new Al Pacino movie! Oh my God! Whoah! Well, what's the part? Can you believe this? Al Pacino! This guy's the reason I became an actor! "I'm out of order? Pfeeeh. You're out of order! This whole courtroom's out of order!" Seriously, what-what's the part? "Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!" C'mon, seriously, Joey, what's the part? I'm his (hmmm hmmm) You're, you're 'mah mah mah' what? I'm his butt double. 'Kay? I play Al Pacino's butt. Alright? He goes into the shower, and then- I'm his butt. Oh my God. C'mon, you guys. This is a real movie, and Al Pacino's in it, and that's big! Oh no, it's terrific, it's... it's... y'know You deserve this, after all your years of struggling You've finally been able to crack your way into show business Okay, okay, fine, make jokes I don't care! This is a big break for me! You're right, you're right, it is... So you gonna invite us all to the big opening?