El Capitan

Oooh, la la la la la la la Oooh, la la la la la la la Oooh, la la la la la la la El Capitan Oooh, la la la la la la la Oooh, la la la la la la la Oooh, la la la la la la la El Capitan I've been rockin' since the 1900s A microphone and two 1200s What what what Back in the day You used to fuck with Alize I would kick it with the liquor from Kingston JA In the morning you'd be cool though Makin' me Menudo Pissin' out your cool-o Got to act the fool-o I like it on ice with Coca-Cola I sip it from LA to Capitola Watchin for the rollers Pull over to the shoulders Should have started drinkin' when I was much older Some like gin Some like tonic I like the captain with the half ounce of chronic Oooh, la la la la la la la Oooh, la la la la la la la Oooh, la la la la la la la El Capitan Oooh, la la la la la la la Oooh, la la la la la la la Oooh, la la la la la la la El Capitan One night in the summer 'Bout two months back Went out on the town Without a plan of attack Heinekin shots of 151 With a bottle of what we call El Capitan Now what happened that night you can't quite recall (huh) Fact is boy, you can't remember at all (what?) You woke up in the mornin' with a spinning head And a teenage girl lyin' next to you in bed You kicked her out and then you slammed the door Tried to forget about the night before A month goes by, you can't remember the date The girl's at your door sayin' "Boy I'm late!" That's what you get for out-playin' the ho And now you got a kid with a girl you don't know The first thing you thought when she dropped the bomb Shouldn't have been fuckin' with El Capitan Oooh, la la la la la la la Oooh, la la la la la la la Oooh, la la la la la la la El Capitan Oooh, la la la la la la la Oooh, la la la la la la la Oooh, la la la la la la la El Capitan Now drop the Chalupa, pick up the mike And let the party people know just what you like Well it comes from Puerto Rico so you know that I be diggin' it And if the bottle's empty then you know that I been swiggin' it Hittin' it And now the party's legit Heinas getting licked, shakin' the booties and tits We the OPM clique and that's how we roll Now get some education from my man Shakey-Lo Now Captain Morgan was a pirate dude He used to jack mother-fuckers and act real rude As a real live person he wasn't much fun But he sure made a good-ass bottle of rum Oooh, la la la la la la la Oooh, la la la la la la la Oooh, la la la la la la la El Capitan Oooh, la la la la la la la Oooh, la la la la la la la Oooh, la la la la la la la El Capitan