Carol Brown

Loretta Broke my heart in a letter She told me she was leaving And her life would be better Joan Broke it off over the phone After the tone She left me alone Jen said she'd never ever See me again When I saw her again She said it again Jan Met another man Leeza got amnesia Just forgot who I am Felicity Said there was no electricity Emily No chemistry Fran, ran Bruce turned out to be a man Flo had to go I couldn't go with the flow Carol Brown Just took a bus out of town But I'm hoping that you'll Stick around He doesn't cook or clean He's not good boyfriend material Oh, we can eat cereal He'll lose interest fast His relationships never last Shut up, girlfriends from the past He says he'll do one thing And then he goes and does another thing Ohh, who organized all of my ex-girlfriends Into a choir and got them to sing? (Ah, ah, ah, ahh, ah, ah, ah) Who, who? Hmm, shut up (Ah, ah, ah, ahh, ah, ah, ah) Shut up, girlfriends from the past (ah, ah, ah) Mimi Will no longer see me Britney Britney hit me Paula, Persephone Stella and Stephanie There must be 50 ways That lovers have left me Carol Brown Just took a bus out of town Love is a delicate thing It could just float away on the breeze He said the same thing to me How can we ever know We've found the right person in this world? He means he looks at other girls Love is a mystery It does not follow a rule This guy is a fool He'll always be a boy He's a man who never grew up I thought I told you to shut-uh-uh-up (Ah, ah, ah, ahh, ah, ah, ah) Mona, you told me you were in a coma (Ah, ah, ah, ahh, ah, ah, ah) Tiffany, you said that you had an epiphany (Ah, ah, ah, ahh, ah, ah, ah) Mmm, would you like a little cereal? (Ah, ah, ah, ahh, ah, ah, ah) who organized this choir of ex-girlfriends? Was it you, Carol Brown? Was it you, Carol Brown? Carol Brown Just took a bus out of town But I'm hoping that you'll stick around Stick around (doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo) Stick around (doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo) Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Stick around Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Stick around