Merry Swiftmas (Even Though I Celebrate Chanukah)

[Dear Santa, I don't know if you're listening, But I've been pretty good this year. And I don't know if it matters that I celebrate Chanukah, But I hope you get my wish] VERSE Hey what do ya know it's time for Christmas And I've been acting good all year I never have been all that superstitious But that don't mean I hate reindeer So Santa, I don't know if you're listenin I'm not quite sure how this works I wanna good girl for huggin and kissin Not a headcase who only dates jerks PRE 1 I don't need more toys and shiny things I just want a blonde who likes to sing CH 1 So don't put a bow on a box There's no need to send Megan Fox I don't need big mansion So lets nix Scarlett Johansson They'll be teardrops on my guitar If I end up with Amy Smart So Santa for my gift, please send me Taylor Swift V2 So Santa when you come down the chimney You can skip right past the kitchen I know you're sick of all of the cookies So got you Fearless Platinum Edition PRE 2 And no one will mess with her when she's mine And Kanye will watch his mouth next time CH 2 So, I'm gonna have to refuse If in comes Penelope Cruz If she is a bad girl, sending her back Cause Lindsay Lohan is wack (just like crack) I'd rather have Jason Mraz (I'm yours) Than be stuck with Cameron Diaz So Santa for my gift, please send me Taylor Swift BRIDGE I know her and I are gonna fit... Taylor Taubenfeld has a ring to it CH 3 I'd rather be hangin alone Than makin out with Emma Stone Yeah I'd rather get a subpoena Than kick it with Angelina And yeah I'll probably she'd a few tears If you mess up and send Britney Spears So Santa for my gift, please send me Taylor Swift