Grow Old With You

Okay you guys I'm gonna sing You this song right now This is a kind of a sweet song I sing it to my wife Because she let's me talk about so many things In front of you people And she doesn't even get mad at me She's pretty damn cool So here we go... I met you 20 years ago And we talked all night You drank me under the table Yeah, it was love at first sight I knew right then and there I'd grow old with you I said I'd tell you jokes whenever you are sad Make you a mom, if you made me a dad Oh, it's been so much fun Growing old with you Oh, oh I love you Foot rub you Tell you you're the only one I'm thinking of Make big decisions with you Try new positions with you Even sit and watch Fucking Eat Pray Love Two times in a row Now when I'm on a diet You take away my potatoes Say "Fuck all those guys" After reading Rotten Tomatoes I hope they all die miserable deaths As I grow old with you You scold me You hold me Look the other way When I dress like a pimp You cry to me You lie to me But only when you tell me That the dick looks big Now, we don't need a big house We don't need any money All we need is you and me And Sadie and Sunny I got everything I want Growing old with you Thanks for growing old with... Me Alright y'all, thank you so much Respect... rock & roll I love you too, let's do it again some time (thank you)