Don't Shoot (I'm a Man)

I get up every day "It's a miracle", I'm told Somehow I live to work So I hit the road Squeeze into my hybrid car Drive as fast as I can While I scan the rooftops Yeah, I scan the rooftops Don't shoot (don't shoot) I'm a man Don't shoot I'm a man I live in every city All around the world Sometimes it's way too hot Sometimes it's friggin' cold One thing's always the same No matter what they say There's way too many problems Way, way too many problems Don't shoot (don't shoot) I'm a man Don't shoot I'm a man You wish you were swinging from the trees You wish you were slicing through the breeze You wish you were king or queen You wish you'd hit the lottery But wishing is for chumps High hoping is for fools They'll hunt you down And taze you, bro' For playing with the rules Don't shoot I'm a man Don't shoot I'm a man I've got a big dilemma To punt or go for broke It's got me going sleepless Well, I'm about to choke So let me ask you something Answer if you can Think before you answer There is no correct answer So don't shoot (don't shoot) I'm a man Don't shoot I'm a man Don't taze me, bro' Don't taze me, bro' Don't taze me, bro' Don't taze me, bro'