Statistics

Alright alright alright yall settle down settle down settle down. If you don't know where you are this is STATISTICS 101 And I'm your teacher LYFE JENNINGS in the flesh baby. Books out. Let's go! 25% of all men are unstable 25% of all men can't be faithful 30% of them don't mean what they say And 10% of them in maybe 20 is gay That leaves you a 10% chance of ever finding your man That means you better pay attention to these words that I say I'm gonna teach you how expose the 90% And show you what to do to keep the other 10. RULE #1 Don't be a booty call If he don't respect you girl he gon't forget you girl TWO If he's in a relationship If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you THREE Tell him that you're celibate And if he wants some of your goodies he gon't have to work for it FOUR Be the person you wanna find Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime STATISTICS! 15% of all men got a complex 15% of all men don't practice safe sex 20% of them come from homes without a father And there's a 50/50 chance that you'll marry a coward Something to think about when you're taking a shower Something to swallow when you're drinking bottled water I'm gonna teach you how to expose the 90% And show you what to do to keep the other 10 RULE #1 Don't be a booty call If he don't respect you girl he gon't forget you girl TWO If he's in a relationship If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you THREE Tell him that you're celibate And if he wants some of your goodies he gon't have to work for it FOUR Be the person you wanna find Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime STATISTICS! Be patient! He's waiting! You don't gotta settle for that Leave what is past alone! Get you a backbone! Stop being (sorry for) yourself! Have you no checklist? It's gonna take patience Time is still wastin' Don't be a booty call If he don't respect you girl he gon't forget you girl (TWO) If he's in a relationship If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you (THREE) Tell him that you're celibate And if he wants some of your goodies he gon't have to work for it. (FOUR) Be the person you wanna find Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime.