Jalapeños

Well it seems like more and more were being stifled. All them colorful words I once used are wrong So before we lose our free speech and our rifles Allow me to elaborate in this song Life ain't like a bowl of cherries, There's too little laughter and too much sorrow. It's more like a jar of jalapenos, Cause what you do and say today, It don't go away and stay It'll just come back and burn your ass tomorrow. I've heard them politicians empty promises. All their views just put mine to the test They put me down for thinkin bout girls and singin bout Jesus Hey I'm just a heterosexual white boy Methodist Life ain't like a bowl of cherries, There's too little laughter and too much sorrow. It's more like a jar of jalapenos, Cause what you do and say today, It don't go away and stay. It'll just come back and burn your ass tomorrow Now there's a complicated question On the worlds most brilliant minds. It's being asked by every body from Obama, to Glenn Beck. They all want to know why there's a warning, On them little blue pills When there aint no such thing as being too direct, Oh, what the heck. Life ain't like a bowl of cherries, There's too little laughter and too much sorrow. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. Cause what you do and say today, It don't go away and stay It'll just come back and burn your ass tomorrow. Cause what you do and say today, It don't go away and stay It'll just come back and burn your ass tomorrow.