Tesco Saves

Are you ready, sisters? I am, sister I too, am ready Oh, there's a five letter word That brings salvation (Yes, salvation) Yes, there's a five letter word To bring you peace of mind So let the whole congregation Raise their hearts in exaltation For now we see where once We all were blind (We were blind) Five little letters Bringing hope to all mankind Let me hear you say T! (T!) Let me hear you say E! (E!) Let me hear you say S! (S!) C! (C!) O! (O!) Tesco saves (Tesco saves) Tesco saves (Tesco saves) Oh Jesus saves, but Tesco save you more (saves you more) There's a special offer on Cordarone (beep beep) 'Cause man can't live by bread alone (beep beep) Even though they baked it all in store (baked in store) You'll smell it as you glide in through the automatic door Come on in Come on in Why wait until you die to go to heaven? Heaven's known When paradise awaits you in those well stock aisles Fromage-frais and cream from Devon Are displayed in aisle 11 Their pharmacist will help you with your piles (ooh, your piles) They sell unattractive clothing in a range of ugly styles Tesco saves (Tesco saves) Tesco saves (Tesco saves) Oh Jesus saves, but Tesco save you more (saves you more) The good Lord may deliver you But Tesco can deliver too Your Clubcard offer's all you've ever dreamed You'll truly know redemption when your vouchers are redeemed Within these walls you'll see such revalation (sing it, sister!) You'll find that Tesco's Finest is the holy grail And if they're coming, buy buy From their website in the sky You'll marvel at their range of goods on sale So sinners, come and join the pilgrims on the Tesco trail Tesco saves (yes, Tesco saves) Tesco saves (yes, Tesco saves) Oh Jesus saves, but Tesco save you more (more, more, more) A mount of olives and fatty calves Some DVDs to make you laugh And don't ignore their range of gourmet dishes (gourmet) You'll find them near the bakery between the loaves and fishes Hallelu Hallelujah, go down Moses Tesco saves (Tesco saves) Tesco saves (Tesco saves) Oh Jesus saves, but Tesco save you more (saves you more) They've plenty of endangered cod Luscious racks of lamb of God Don't forget insurance for your budgie Then go and grab yourself a bumper pack of something fudgy I feel the spirit, sister! Yes, the spirit is with us here tonight! I feel the spirit too, sister! Will you take over from me at the celestial organ? I will, sister! Betheren! Let us embrace the Tesco way of life! For they can supply gas Electricity, mobile phone, legal advice, internet And banking! Thou shalt brave a world omnipotence And wish them success with their brand new store in Nankai Thou shalt be inexorably drawn towards the expensive items By their teams of retail psychologists Who are paid shitloads to manipulate your psyche Thou shalt not worship At the shrines of Aldi and Lidl (oh!) For yea verily, they are false gods! (False gods!) (False gods!) What are they, my sisters? (False gods!) What are they, my brothers and sisters? (False gods!) Say it loud! (False gods!) Say it louder! (False gods!) And anyways The carrier bags are pikey Thou shalt purchase strawberries in winter Nuked tomatoes all the way from California And apples, apples, apples, apples That have spent a year in refridgeration Yea Thou shalt also purchase Bags of chlorine-washed salad leaves Especially prepared for you In countries where people are dying of starvation Thou shalt shun the independant record stores And use the Tesco website To stream your favourite songs Thou shalt pop in for a pint of milk Then somehow end up spending £47! I have been moved! I have been moved! Now you move Tesco saves (Tesco saves) Tesco saves (Tesco saves) Oh Jesus saves, but Tesco save you more (more and more each day) Their stores are found both near and far Lots of space to park your car Prime location sites, they sure can pick 'em (they pick 'em) And sometimes they collapse on railway tracks like in High Wycombe Tesco saves (Hallelujah) Tesco saves (Hallelujah, brother) Oh Jesus saves, but Tesco save you more So all you chillin', fight the fight Ye unbelievers see the light It's time to lift thine eyes unto the stars Unto the stars 'Cause next month Tesco opens up Its flagship store on Mars Praise to Terry Leahy! (Oh Terry Leahy) Praise to Terry Leahy! (Oh Terry Leahy) Praise to Terry Leahy! Tesco saves you more! Yeah! More!