You're A Mean One Mr. Grinch

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus You're as charming as an eel Mr. Grinch! You're a bad banana With a greasy black peel! You're a monster, Mr. Grinch Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You've got garlic in your soul Mr. Grinch! I wouldn't touch you With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole! Between the choice of the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile! The three words that best describe you Are as follows, and I quote "Stink, stank, stunk!"