The Burger Song

(Skee-Lo) Yeah Skee-Lo in the house Givin shouts out to all the homies out there You know how we do it Six fo's ragged tops, Catalacs This is how it sounds (Skee-Lo) Hey I'm right around the corner from my marriage spot You see my bride isn't here I guess she musta forgot Have you seen her? Walkin about kinda ruff she got afro? puff? Yo I should call her up See I met her back in high school my school Cause she was kinda fly wanted to be her guy so I gave it a try But why did I look in her eyes? Cause I been around the world with this girl Now I, see her in a corner Hey baby look I'm in the spotlight losin my religion So let me get this off my chest As I unplug my telephone and give it a rest, stress Girls be knockin on my door like please And I be like Aladdin always poof all you need, poof all you need So tell me homies can't you see That if you ever wanna be as fat as me You gots to be a (Chorus) (Skee-Lo) A Big Mac, a BLT Quarter pounder with some cheese Filet of fish a hamburger A cheeseburger a Happy Meal Milkshake, Diet Coke bigger or the smaller size A chicken oriental with salad on the side I'ma a Big Mac, a BLT Quarter pounder with some cheese Filet of fish a hamburger A cheeseburger a Happy Meal Milkshake, Diet Coke bigger or the smaller size A chicken oriental with salad on the side (Skee-Lo) Click, click bang what's my name? How many groupies you know with styles (styles) Look away the criminal mind Ticks tocks with a bust to rock em crazy See wanna play me, wanna smack from your lady I stroll now I got soul I'm too quick for that So I step with that left right left I'm just a hippie your girl she be jockin Three in the morning got the one time knockin So yo y'all best to watch out cause I knock out every opponent For that is in my name and I thought I was on O' Dane Double Jeopardy I take beef for three hundred please How many people would like to join me in this dirty danger? I was a forest ranger but I got fired for blowin stuff up out of anger So yo now tell me homies, homie can't you see If you ever wanna be a fat as Skee You gots to be a (Chorus) (Skee-Lo) A Big Mac, (?) Quarter pounder with some cheese A layer of fish a hamburger A cheeseburger a happy meal Milkshake, diet coke bigger or the smaller size A chicken oriental with salad on the side I'ma A Big Mac, (?) Quarter pounder with some cheese A layer of fish a hamburger A cheeseburger a happy meal Milkshake, diet coke bigger or the smaller size A chicken oriental with salad on the side (Skee-Lo) Right, welcome to L.A. and when in L.A. There is a few tips and pointers that everyone should follow Keep your head straight ahead and er watch your wallet (Skee-Lo) Hey somebody call the cops somebody stole my socks Somebody stole my nomometer Skeeter when I stop and do they prop POP, POP And it won't stop you fools just think I'm fruity Wanna get with one of my cuties wait a minute man I love Lucy And L.A. is my city cause girls I hear are me pretty My number 6219999 wanna call me and get with me? My area code 310 po box and now you know Representin the West Coast whoa! Cause I'ma (Chorus) (Skee-Lo) A Big Mac, (?) Quarter pounder with some cheese A layer of fish a hamburger A cheeseburger a happy meal Milkshake, diet coke bigger or the smaller size A chicken oriental with salad on the side I'ma A Big Mac, (?) Quarter pounder with some cheese A layer of fish a hamburger A cheeseburger a happy meal Milkshake, diet coke bigger or the smaller size A chicken oriental with salad on the side