Laugh when he jokes
Slap him when he chokes
It's time to give up the smokes
And ohh when he cries
Don't wipe his eyes
Take the wine from the swine
And remind him of his crimes
Ohh in another world
Yeah he could wear a dress
Ohh in another world
Yeah he could wear a dress
Imagine his suprise
When he opened his eyes,
And I'd run the lawnmower
Over his thighs
Imagine the disturbance
At the time of the occurrence
When his life became a burden
And we laughed at his cries
Ohh in another world
Yeah he could wear a dress
Ohh in another world
Yeah he could wear a dress
Welcome to the cheap seats
Welcome to the cheap seats
Welcome to the cheap seats
Welcome to the cheap seats
Welcome to the cheap seats
Welcome to the cheap seats
Where your life's seen through cracked spectacles
Ohh in another world
Yeah he could wear a dress
Ohh in another world
Yeah he could wear a dress
Ohh in another world
Yeah he could wear a dress
Ohh in another world
Yeah he could wear a dress
