Yo, Ho

A pirate walks into the bar The bartender ask What's with the steering wheel in your pants? And the pirate says Arrr it's driving me nuts. Now I've been riding 'cross the seven seas Looking for a girl from another fantasy I keep a big ship They call me Captain Kid. I got the eye patch Tri hat Rollin' like a pirate Shiver my timbers F*ck you till you're limber Freaky deaky Till you get leaky Like Run DMC it's tricky So animated might as well call me Mickey Pedal to the medal Red eyes like a devil Raise the white flag Can't reach my level Like arrr arrr Flow sick like SARS XXX till I hit your mark Ahoy! Ahoy! I put that happy to the joy F*ck with me And I'll play you like a GameBoy Ninja Skin ya Throw you in a blender Chop chop chop I'm a motherf*cking pirate Yo Ho Ho And a bottle of rum we go It's my duty To please that booty Yo Ho Ho And a bottle of rum we go It's my duty To please that booty Yo Ho Ho And a bottle fo rum we go It's my duty To please that booty Yo Ho Ho It's a pirate's life for me It's a pirate's life for me Yooo hooo Ha-ha sorry b*tch I wasn't callin' your name We be burnin' so hot You can't even capture the flame Uhuh Street rat, hood rat? Freak with tats, spoiled brat? No, wait, guess again I'm a motherf*ckin' pirate I'm over you like I just dunk Battle ship you just got sunk Boy you think you can handle this? Is your port hole big enough for my ship? It's not the motion of the ocean And size is a thing Cos we ain't getting nowhere With these f*cking water wings I used to be ballin' Now I'm just straight dunkin' Gold stars for my rhymes I got all the boys suckin' Jealous b*tches start hatin' Cos it's not them that we f*ckin' That game you claim you play Is the game that I'm runnin' Yo Ho Ho And a bottle we go It's my duty To please that booty Yo Ho Ho And a bottle we go It's my duty To please that booty And a bottle we go It's my duty To please that booty Yo Ho Ho It's a pirate's life for me It's a pirate's life for me Now and then we had a hope That if we lived and were good God would permit us to be pirates. Yo Ho Ho It's a pirate's life for me Yo Ho Ho It's a pirate's life for me Fire! Yo Ho Ho And a bottle we go It's my duty To please that booty Yo Ho Ho And a bottle we go It's my duty To please that booty And a bottle we go It's my duty To please that booty Yo Ho Ho It's a pirate's life for me It's a pirate's life for me Yo Ho Ho It's a pirate's life for me Yo Ho Ho It's a pirate's life for me I'm a pirate n*gga!