She Only Bitches When She Breathes

She said if we got married Buy a house and some land Pick out our circles of trust Those matchin' weddin' bands Life would be so sweet And I'd treat you oh so nice We'll be rollin' in the hay Almost every night Now one year later Honey, I need you to mow the grass, take out the trash Put the dishes in the dishwasher And for heaven's sake, put the toilet seat down She only bitches when she breathes Rollin' in the hay upsets her allergies Won't wear no sexy lingerie Since she ate that wedding cake Only thing she blows is my money and dreams Yeah this circle of trust is like a band of thieves She stole my heart and then my self esteem I'll have to sum it up this way She could turn a straight man gay She only bitches when she breathes She was always smilin' Shy in many ways She always kept me hangin' On every word she'd say She was sweeter than honey And every man's dream She said let's tie the knot We'll make the perfect team Now one year later I work all day just like you do, why don't you wash your own clothes? And buy some new underwear, because these won't come clean And by the way, not tonight, I have a headache She only bitches when she breathes Rollin' in the hay upsets her allergies Won't wear no sexy lingerie Since she ate that wedding cake Only thing she blows is my money and dreams Yeah this circle of trust is like a band of thieves She stole my heart and then my self esteem I'll have to sum it up this way She could turn a straight man gay She only bitches when she breathes Yeah she only bitches when she breathes Rollin' in the hay upsets her allergies Won't wear no sexy lingerie Since she ate that wedding cake Only thing she blows is my money and dreams Yeah this circle of trust is like a band of thieves She stole my heart and then my self esteem I'll have to sum it up this way She could turn a straight man gay She only bitches when she breathes I'll have to sum it up this way She could turn a straight man gay She only bitches when she breathes Why don't you cook for me anymore?