Rapper's Delight

Bang The hip the hippie To the hip hip hop, a you dont stop the rock it out To the boogie the bang bang The boogie to the boogie, the beat Now what you hear is not a test, i'm rappin to the beat And me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet See i am wonder mike and i like to say hello To the black, to the white, the red, and the brown, the purple and yellow But first i gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie Say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie Let's rock, you dont stop Rock the riddle that will make your body rock Well so far you've heard my voice but i brought two friends along And next on the mike is my man hank Come on, hank, sing that song Check it out, Well, im imp the dimp the ladies pimp The women fight for my delight But im the grandmaster with the three mc's That shock the house for the young ladies And when you come inside, into the front You do the freak, spank, and do the bump And when the sucker mc's try to prove a point We're treacherous trio, we're the serious joint A from sun to sun and from day to day I sit down and write a brand new rhyme Because they say that miracles never cease I've created a devastating masterpiece I'm gonna rock the mike till you cant resist Everybody, i say it goes like this Well i was comin home late one dark afternoon A reporter stopped me for a interview She said she's heard stories and she's heard fables That i'm vicious on the mike and the turntable This young reporter i did adore So i rocked some vicious rhymes like i never did before She said damn fly guy im in love with you The casanova legend must have been true I said by the way baby what's your name Said i go by the name of lois lane And you could be my boyfiend you surely can Just let me quit my boyfriend called superman I said he's a fairy i do suppose Flyin through the air in pantyhose He may be very sexy or even cute But he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit I said you need a man who's got finesse And his whole name across his chest He may be able to fly all through the night But can he rock a party to the early light He cant satisfy you with his little worm But i can bust you out with my super sperm I go do it, i go do it, i go do it, do it, do it And i'm here and i'm there i'm big bang hank, im everywhere Just throw your hands up in the air And party hardy like you just dont care Let's do it don't stop yall a tick a tock yall you don't stop Go hotel motel what you gonna do today (say what) Im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spank drive off in a def oj Everybody go hotel motel holiday inn You say if your girl starts actin up then you take her friend I say skip, dive, what can i say I can't fit em all inside my oj So i just take half and bust them out I give the rest to master gee so he could shock the house I said M-A-S T-E-R, a G with a double E I said I go by the unforgettable name Of the man they call the Master Gee Well, my name is known all over the world By all the foxy ladies and the pretty girls I'm goin' down in history As the baddest rapper there ever could be Now I'm feelin' the highs and you're feelin' the lows The beat starts gettin' into your toes Ya start poppin' ya fingers and stompin' your feet And movin' your body while you're sittin' in your seat And the damn you start doin' the freak I said damn, right outta your seat Then ya throw your hands high in the air Ya rockin' to the rhythm, shake your derriere Ya rockin' to the beat without a care With the sureshot MCs for the affair Now, I'm not as tall as the rest of the gang But I rap to the beat just the same I dot a little face and a pair of brown eyes All I'm here to do ladies is hypnotize Singin' on an' an' on an' on an' on The beat don't stop until the break of dawn Singin' on n n on n on on n on Like a hot buttered a pop da pop da pop dibbie dibbie Pop da pop pop ya don't dare stop Come alive y'all gimme what ya got I guess by now you can take a hunch And find that i am the baby of the bunch But that's okay, I still keep in stride Cause all I'm here to do is just wiggle your behind Singin' on an' an' on an' on an' on The beat don't stop until the break of dawn Singin' on an' an' on an' on on an' on Rock rock y'all throw it on the floor I'm gonna freak ya here I'm gonna freak ya there I'm gonna move you outta this atmosphere Cause I'm one of a kind and I'll shock your mind I'll put t-t-tickets in your behind I said 1-2-3-4, come on girls get on the floor A-come alive, y'all a-gimme what ya got Cause I'm guaranteed to make you rock I said 1-2-3-4 tell me Wonder Mike what are you waitin' for? I said a hip hop the hippie to the hippie The hip hip hop, a you don't stop The rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat Skiddlee beebop a we rock a Scoobie-Doo And guess what America we love you Cause ya rock and ya roll with so much soul You could rock till you're a hundred and one years old I don't mean to brag i don't mean to boast But we like hot butter on our breakfast toast Rock it up baby bubbah Baby bubbah to the boogie da bang bang da boogie To the beat beat, its so unique Come on everybody and dance to the beat Have you ever went over a friends house to eat And the food just ain't no good I mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed And the chicken tastes like wood So you try to play it off like you think you can By sayin that youre full And then your friend says momma he's just being polite He ain't finished uh uh that's bull So your heart starts pumpin and you think of a lie And you say that you already ate And your friend says man there's plenty of food So you pile some more on your plate While the stinky foods steamin your mind starts to dreamin Of the moment that it's time to leave And then you look at your plate and your chickens slowly rottin Into something that looks like cheese Oh so you say that's it i got to leave this place I dont care what these people think Im just sittin here makin myself nauseous With this ugly food that stinks So you bust out the door while its still closed Still sick from the food you ate And then you run to the store for quick relief From a bottle of kaopectate And then you call your friend two weeks later To see how he has been And he says i understand about the food Baby bubbah but we're still friends With a hip hop the hippie to the hippie The hip hip a hop a you don't stop the rockin To the bang bang boogie Say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie the beat