The Magic Piper (Of Love)

I'm through with love hangovers, It's best that I stay sober. No rolling in the clover, No Gretna Green to Dover. No honeymoon in Paris, I only feel embarrassed For the cool cats, The tom kittens, Both smitten by the love songs That he's written. Caught in the sights Of a deadly sniper: The magic piper of love. The magic piper of love. Of love, of love. My girlfriend, she got blotto Half cut in Santa's grotto. It turns out he's a dirty old man. The last place that I want to be, Is sat up on his Christmas tree, While playing his games of Catch as catch can. Cause he's a sweet talker, A silent stalker. All the savvy of a street walker. More deadly than a horned viper: The magic piper of love. The magic piper of love. Of love, of love. He's a heart breaker, A mover and a shaker: The magic piper of love. It's kinda hard to swallow, You know you've gotta follow, The magic piper of love. Cause he's a city slicker, An expert politicker: The magic piper of love. Of love, of love. Of love, of love. Of love, of love.