Fat Man In the Bathtub

Spotcheck Billy got down on his hands and knees He said, "Hey mama, hey, let me check your oil all right?" She said, "No, no honey, not tonight Come back Monday, yeah, you come back Tuesday And then I might" I said Juanita, my sweet Juanita, what are you up to? My Juanita I said Jaunita, my sweet chiquita, what are you up to? My Juanita Don't want nobody who won't dive for dimes Don't want no speedballs 'cause I might die trying Throw me a line, throw me a dime 'Cause there's a fat man in the bathtub with the blues I hear you moan, I hear you moan, I hear you moan, yeah Billy got so sad, dejected, put on his hat and start to run Runnin' down the street yelling at the top of his lungs All I want in this life of mine is some good clean fun All I want in this life and time is some hit and run I said Juanita, my sweet Juanita, what are you up to? My Juanita I said Jaunita, my sweet chiquita, what are you up to? My Juanita Put my money in your meter baby so it won't run down But you caught me in a squeeze play on the cheesy side of town Throw me a dime, throw me a line 'Cause there's a fat man in the bathtub with the blues I hear you moan, I hear you moan, I hear you moan (I hear you moan) Yeah (I hear you moan, I hear you moan) (I hear you moan, I hear you moan) (I hear you moan, I hear you moan) (I hear you moan, I hear you moan) (I hear you moan, I hear you moan)