Jim Dandy Got Married

Jim Dandy done fell in love Jim Dandy done fell in love Jim Dandy done fell in love Love, Jim Dandy, love, Jim Dandy Jim Dandy rescued May Fell in love with her the very same day Got engaged that afternoon Left that night on his honeymoon Jim Dandy got married Love, Jim Dandy, love, Jim Dandy Jim Dandy gave May a kiss Fought a lion with his two damn fists Swam the ocean in a suit of steel With a sign saying, my love is real Jim Dandy got married Love, Jim Dandy, love, Jim Dandy Jim Dandy got married Jim Dandy got married Jim Dandy got married Love, Jim Dandy, love, Jim Dandy Jim Dandy was nicknamed Dan Luckiest cat in all the land Loved May so well it seems In a month, she was plum insane Jim Dandy got married Love, Jim Dandy, love, Jim Dandy Jim Dandy was summoned to court May was suing for non support Judge, she hollered He would make you sob Loving May is a full time job Jim Dandy got married Love, Jim Dandy, love, Jim Dandy Love, love, love, Jim Dandy Jim Dandy got married He's real gone this time Y'all hear, so long, Jim Dandy He's gone, y'all I know he won't be back now