Steak for Chicken

Mardi Gras came and went All my money has been spent How am I gonna pay the rent Sitting on my ass (on your face) Who mistook the steak for chicken? Who am I gonna stick my dick in? We're not those kids Sitting on the couch My former life I had a sister (I was a high roller) I abused her and I dissed her (dropped my kids in the diamond stroller) She got swept up in a twister (found my calling as a part time bowler) First I laughed and then I missed her (treated my wife for a new three-holer) Who mistook these baths for showers? Who fucked up that Leaning Tower? We're not those kids Sitting on the couch Oh, get on a Greyhound and ride away Different dreams than yesterday (live on birthday cake each day) Tell your grandmas they're okay (tell your grandparents that they're gay) Kiss their cheek and run away (steal their money and run away) 'Cause me and my friends are so smart We invented this new kind of darts (we invented this new kind of art) Hit a bull's-eye and cut a fart (post modernist, throwing darts) Smoking crack and cutting crack Who missed that thing on the ceiling? (who mistook this crap for genius?) Who is gonna hurt my feelings? (who is gonna stroke my penis?) We're not those kids Sitting on the couch Even your mother is a crook (oh, people are shiny like a brand new book) But if I get a closer look (but if you get a closer look) There's shit on every road you took (there's shit on every hand you shook) If you don't believe me, read your book (if you don't believe me, look at your hand) Somebody's making a killing (so, who made all these things for killing?) Whose empty heart needs filling? (whose pussy hole needs filling?) We're not those kids Sitting on the couch Who mistook the steak for chicken? Who am I gonna stick my dick in? We're not those kids Sitting on the couch Sitting on the couch Sitting on the couch Sitting on the couch