The Fly

Now ladies and gentlemen We're going to continue with a song And we need you all to help us out At the given signal from me, which will be this I want you all to go, "Shh" And just to make sure, that we all go "shh" at the same time We have a little rehearsal On the count of three, everybody go, "Shh" One, two, three ("Shh") Perfect Oh, there was a little fly, and he flew into a store And he (shh) upon the ceiling And he (shh) upon the floor And he (shh) upon the bacon And he (shh) upon the ham And he (shh) upon the head of the little grocer man Well, the little grocer man got a little spray gun He swore that he would kill the fly before the day was done But before he could count from one to ten The little fly went (shh) on his balding head again Oh, there was a little fly, and he flew into a store And he (shh) upon the ceiling And he (shh) upon the floor And he (shh) upon the bacon And he (shh) upon the ham And he (shh) upon the head of the little grocer man Well the little grocer man and his little grocer wife Swore that they would kill the fly if it meant their life They got themselves a hand grenade and laid it upon the floor And blew themselves to blazes as the fly flew out the door Oh, there was a little fly, and he flew into a store And he (shh) upon the ceiling And he (shh) upon the floor And he (shh) upon the bacon And he (shh) upon the ham And he (shh) upon the head of the little grocer man Well, they both went up to heaven and angels they were made St. Peter said, "Good people, you will be repaid" The grocer got his angel wings, he flew up in the sky Then he dived down like a bomber, and he (shh) upon the fly Oh, there was a little fly, and he flew into a store And he (shh) upon the ceiling And he (shh) upon the floor And he (shh) upon the bacon And he (shh) upon the ham And he (shh) upon the head of the little grocer man Oh, there was a little fly, and he flew into a store And he (shh) upon the ceiling And he (shh) upon the floor And he (shh) upon the bacon And he (shh) upon the ham And he (shh) upon the head of the little grocer man