Everyone Else Is an Asshole

Whoa, whoa-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh Whoa, whoa-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh I tried to be nice, I tried to live my life, but Everyone else is an asshole I tried to forgive, I tried to live and let live, but Everyone else is an asshole And everybody else thinks of no one but themselves And no one wants to help 'cause they're all assholes And every friendly chat is a knife in the back Or a sneaky attack waiting to happen I tried not to mind, I tried to be so kind, but Everyone else is an asshole I try to let love rule, but I feel like such a fool 'cause Everyone else is an asshole And they're out there even now, trying to mess me up somehow They won't stop it now 'cause they're all assholes And they're planning while I sleep, and even as we speak To strike when I am weak 'cause they're all assholes Everyone else, everyone else Everyone else is an asshole Everyone else, everyone else Everyone else is an asshole It's time to defend, I know I have no friends Everyone else is an asshole I've got to get them first 'cause worse has come to worst Everyone else is an asshole But they put them blame on me, and pretended not to see That I just want to be free from these assholes Well, I couldn't take their shit, so I tried to deal with it And now I look a bit like an asshole I tried to be nice, I tried to live my life, but Everyone else is an asshole I tried to overlook, and I've tried to close the book, but Everyone else is an asshole I tried not to talk shit, but I just couldn't help it Everyone else is an asshole They called it assault, but it really wasn't my fault Everyone else is an asshole Everyone else, everyone else Everyone else is an asshole Everyone else, everyone else Everyone else is an asshole You're an asshole, too (whoa, whoa-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh) You're an asshole, too (whoa, whoa-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh) I'm talkin' 'bout you, talkin' 'bout you (whoa, whoa-oh) I'm talkin' 'bout you and you and you (whoa-oh-oh-oh) You're an asshole, too (whoa, whoa-oh) I'm talkin' 'bout you and you and you (whoa-oh-oh-oh) You're an asshole, too, I'm talkin' 'bout you (whoa, whoa-oh) I'm talkin' 'bout you and you and you (whoa-oh-oh-oh) You're an asshole, too (whoa, whoa-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh)