Middle Aged Blues Boogie

Give me a young man Well i was looking round and checking out my very best friends Seems that they'd all taken up with the young young men... Seems that when you reach around middle age You don't want a final chapter, you want to write another page... I need a young man, to drive away my middle-age blues Well seems like men my age are all married, boring or tied You got to find a young man if you want to feel desired... Now some of my friends is worried 'bout what people may say, I say age ain't nothin' but a number the good lord made it that way... I need a young man, to drive away my middle-age blues You know he can get it up and he can get on down He'll help you do the dishes, take you out on the town... He'll let you navigate cause he ain't worried 'bout seniority You can tell him where to put it, keeping you happy is his priority I need a young, young man, I need a young, young man, I need a young, young man, to drive away my middle-age blues Well i'll forget about my arthritis, my backache, my lumbago That young man makes me tango at the horizontal disco I'm cleaning out my closet, i'm no longer sentimental Forget about experience, i'd rather have potential A young man to drive away my middle age blues Well, i don't need no reefer, i don't need no cocaine All i need is a young man to drive me insane... I'm throwing away my dustmop, got a brand new vacuum cleaner... I'm no longer taken for granted, my young man's sexy but sweeter... A young, young man, to drive away my middle-age blues An old woman don't yell An old woman don't tell An old woman don't swell An she's grateful as hell I need a young, young man, I need a young, young man, I need a young, young man, to drive away my middle-age blues Solos An old woman don't yell An old woman don't tell An old woman don't swell An she's grateful as hell I need a young, young man, I need a young, young man, I need a young, young man, to drive away my middle-age blues Age ain't nothin but a number Age ain't nothin but a number Age ain't nothin but a number Age ain't nothin but a number And like a rare wine, you don't get older, you just get better... Give me a young young man...