Cell Block Tango (Glee Cast Version)

And now, the six Merry Murderesses of the Cook County Jail in their rendition of The Cell Block Tango Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! He had it coming, he had it coming He only had himself to blame If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you would have done the same Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! You know how people have these little habits That get you down Like Bernie, Bernie, he liked to chew gum, no, not chew, Pop! So I came home this one day and I'm really irritated And I'm looking for a lil' bit of sympathy And there's Bernie layin' on the couch, drinkin' a beer and chewin' No, not chewin', poppin'! So, I said to him, I said "You pop that gum one more time" And he did So I took the shotgun off the wall And I fired two warning shots Into his head He had it coming, he had it coming He only had himself to blame If you'd have been there, if you'd have heard it I betcha you would have done the same I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake City about two years ago And he told me he was single and we hit it off right away So, we started living together He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, and we'd have dinner And then I found out, Single, he told me Single, my butt! Not only was he married, oh no, he had six wives One of those Mormons, you know So that night, when he came home from work I fixed him his drink as usual You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic He had it coming (Pop! Six! Squish!) He had it coming (Uh uh! Cicero! Lipschitz!) He took a flower (Pop! Six! Squish!) In its prime (Uh uh! Cicero! Lipschitz!) And then he used it (Pop!) and he abused it (Six!) It was a murder (Squish!) but not a crime (Uh uh! Cicero! Lipschitz!) Now, I'm standing in the kitchen Carvin' up the chicken for dinner, mindin' my own business And in storms my husband Wilbur in a jealous rage "You been doin' the milkman!" He says, he was crazy and he kept on screamin' "You been doin' the milkman!" And then he ran into my knife He ran into my knife ten times The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum They had it comin', (they had it comin') They had it comin', (they had it comin') They had it comin', (they had it comin',) all along, (all along) 'Cause if they used us (cause if they used us) and they abused us (and they abused us) How could you tell us that we were wrong? Could you tell us that we were wrong?