Ain't No Fun (Waiting Round to Be a Millionaire)

The following is a true story Only the names have been changed To protect the guilty Well I left my job in my home town And I headed for the smoke Got a rock 'n' roll band and a fast right hand Gonna get to the top Nothing's gonna stop us, no nothing So if you've got the money, we've got the sound You put it up and we'll put it down If you got the dollar, we got the song Just wanna boogie woogie all night long Yeah, boogie I got holes in my shoes I got holes in my teeth I got holes in my socks I can't get no sleep I'm trying to make a million And I got patches on the patches On my old blue jeans Well they used to be blue When they used to be new When they used to be clean But I've got a momma whose a hummer Just keeping me alive While I'm in the band doing drinking with the boys She's working nine to five (She knows her place, that woman) Just you wait One of these days see me drivin' round town In my rock 'n' Rolls Royce with the sun roof down My bottle of booze, no summer time blues Shouting out: "Look at me", in my rock 'n' roll voice No, it ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire No, it ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire Do you believe me? It ain't no fun, no, waiting 'round to be a millionaire It ain't no fun, I don't care what they say, waiting 'round to be a millionaire Drive a Rolls Royce car No, it ain't no fun, and you know it, waiting 'round to be a millionaire No, no, no, no, no, no, no No, i ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire My million dollar scream But it ain't no fun (ain't no fun) No, it ain't no fun (ain't no fun), that's what I said Well, it ain't no fun (ain't no fun) and I wanna be rich No it ain't no fun (ain't no fun) Ain't no fun diggin' this ditch Ain't no fun waitin' 'round to be a millionaire You better believe me Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire No, it ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire Well, it ain't no fun (ain't no fun) No, it ain't no fun (ain't no fun) I ain't having no fun (ain't no fun) No, it ain't no fun (ain't no fun) Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire No, ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire No, it ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire Hey, hello Howard, how you doin', my next door neighbour? Oh, yea... Get your fuckin' jumbo jet off my airport Ain't no fun (ain't no fun) Oh, it ain't no fun (ain't no fun) It ain't no fun (ain't no fun) No, it ain't no fun (ain't no fun) Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire No, it ain't no fun (waiting 'round to be a millionaire) no it ain't no fun Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire