Makin' Whoopee

Every time I hear that march from Lohengrin I am always on the outside lookin' in Maybe that is why I see the funny side When I see somebody's brother take a bride Weddings make a lot of people sad But if you're not the one, they're not so bad Another bride, another June Another sunny honeymoon Another season, another reason For makin' whoopee A lot of shoes, a lot of rice The groom is nervous, who can blame him, he answers twice It's really killin', but he's so willin' to make whoopee Picture a little love nest I got you Down where the roses cling It's very romantic Picture that seems sweet love nest Think what a year can bring I'm with you He's washin' dishes and baby clothes He should He's so ambitious, not really, he even sews 2003, babe But don't forget folks, that's what you get folks For makin' whoopee Another year What? Or maybe less What's this I hear? Can't you guess? No She feels neglected And he's suspected That's right Of makin' whoopee She sits alone, 'most every night He doesn't phone nor even write I forget the number (yeah) He says he's busy Yeah But she says, is he? He's makin' whoopee He doesn't make much money Yeah, 500,000 per Who told you that? Some judge who thinks he's funny Says, you pay six to her He says, "Now judge, what if I fail?" Judge says, "Bud, right into jail" Whoops You better keep her, I think it's cheaper Than makin' whoopee Yeah, don't forget, folks That's what you get, folks For makin' whoopee