I Am a Cider Drinker

When the moon shines on the cow shed And we're rolling in the hay All the cows are up there grazin' And the milk is on its way I am a cider drinker I drinks it all of the day I am a cider drinker It soothes all me troubles away Proper job! Wanna try some, young 'un? It's so cosy in the kitchen With the smell of rabbit stew When the breeze blows 'cross the farmyard You can smell the cow shed too (Cor! I never smelled nothin' like it in all of me life) When those combine wheels stops turnin' And the hard days work is done Theres a pub around the corner It's the place we 'ave our fun (Arrh, we'll have some fun an' all) I am a cider drinker I drinks it all of the day I am a cider drinker It soothes all me troubles away (C'mon, young 'un) (Get a couple o' pints down 'ee then) Now dear old Mabel when she's able We takes a stroll down Lovers Lane And we'll sinks a pint o' Scrumpy Then we'll play old nature's game But we end up in the duckpond When the pub decides to close With me britches full o' tadpoles And the newts between me toes I am a cider drinker I drinks it all of the day I am a cider drinker It soothes all me troubles away C'mon everyone, gettin' off the rails, ha-ha I am a cider drinker I drinks it all of the day I am a cider drinker It soothes all me troubles away Let cider be the spice o' life