I've Done a Poo

Daddy There's something I need to tell you There's something I need to say I've been very creative I think it'll make your day (yeah) I've done a poo for you It's a brown number two It's what I love the most I've smeared it on your post I've done a poo Daddy It's in your golf caddy Hey, look I've got poo boobs And there's some in that tube Daddy I've got something to show you You'll tell me I'm the best I made something exciting I think you'll be impressed (yeah) I've done a poo, you see It's on your bonsai tree Come play a game with me There's just crap on TV I've done a poo out there I covered it with hair I did one in the sink Then stirred some in your drink I've done a poo for sure Here comes a little more It's in my piggy bank Floating in the fish tank I've done a poo quick, look I squashed some in your book I'm a man, let's pretend Here, have you met my friend?