Whiskey, Women and Loaded Dice

Whiskey, women and loaded dice! I'm gonna tell you a story About miss Annie Laurie Thought she was the prettiest gal in town She began to call me honey I began to spend my money Walked right in a juke joint and sat down I put a nickel in the vendor I said "hey mister bartender, Bring us up another round or two" Then we started dancing I said "How about romancing?" Well honky tonkin' was all she cared to do Well I must confess Well I must confess Boys you better take my advice Whiskey and women and loaded dice Will get you in a mess Will get you in a mess She said "You want some action? I'll give you satisfaction, There's a dice game in a room behind the bar" Then she said "My Honey, Let me have some money" But my money didn't go very far Well I woke up a moaning The jailman said "Good morning" Boy that girl done took me for a ride Now I ain't got no honey And she done took my money The judges gave me sixty days inside Well I must confess Well I must confess Boys you better take my advice Whiskey and women and loaded dice Will get you in a mess Will get you in a mess