Bust a Goose

De time of de year is late September Wit de worst conditions dat I remember It's cold and rainy; oh de weather is harsh But I'm goin' goose huntin' in de Horicon Marsh Two day vacation - great location Geese are flyin' south on de winter migration I'll stay all day - Cripe, I hope I have luck So I can bag a big overgrown Canadian duck Fer goose detection, I found a good section Where I can see de marsh from every direction I'm huddled in a blind sittin' on a stump With a thermos full of coffee and a 10-guage pump In de sky I'm starin', goose call's blaring Camouflage clothes is what I'm wearing If I see one comin' I'm a turn it loose I'll take aim at the game and bust a goose! Just bust a goose It won't stop rainin', I keep complaining I can't see much and my eyes are straining If I see one flyin' by God I swear I'm a shoot that goose right outta de air Decoys baitin' and I'm still waiting Der ain't no geese, an' it's gettin' frustrating As I thought to myself - were they comin' at all? I blew three quick blasts on my wooden goose call Rain still pourin', it was gettin' boring Then I thought I caught a sight of somethin' soaring A big flock o' geese I could barely see And they were comin' straight in shaped like a V I got myself ready, held my gun steady A couple seconds more! Oh, my hands are gettin' sweaty! I should wait a little longer, but what's de use? I put a finger on de trigger and bust a goose! Well you shot it - You got it! You hit it - so go get it! Just Bust a Goose! Well you shot it - You got it! You hit it - so go get it! Here they come, guy! It's a great big flock an' der honkin' an' squawking I grab de 10-guage and I'm loadin' and cocking My sights are on de leader an' he's comin' in fast My breath held, I let go of a 10-guage blast! Bird shot's flying, but dey ain't dying I keep on missin' guy, so I keep trying Then I got lucky and it finally occurred And down to de ground fell a big ol' bird Satisfaction was my reaction I was so excited dat I wanted more action There were so many geese I was goin' in shock If it wouldn't a been illegal, I'd a shot de whole flock After 27 round der sprawled out on de ground Was a big fat honker weighin' 24 pound Put a tag 'round his neck tight like a noose And dat's what happened when I bust a goose! Well you shot it - You got it! You hit it - so go get it! Just Bust a Goose! Well you shot it - You got it! You hit it - so go get it! Goose-huntin' guy!