John Wayne Is Big Leggy

Shotgun - gimme Gimme low down Fun boy - o.k. showdown Shotgun - gimme Gimme low down Fun boy - o.k. showdown Shotgun - gimme Gimme low down Fun boy - o.k. showdown Showdown. Take me away He's as big as a ranch. Take me away He's as tough as they come. J-J-J-J-J-John wayne Take me away He's so long. Take me away You know he's never wrong. J-J-J-J-John Wayne. He stands so high It's enough to make any red skin cry. He knows what's right and he knows that god is with him 'Cos he is right - Big Leggy lives. J-J-J-J-T-John wayne. John Wayne in lovers lane - making whoopee with his squaw. But his bullet belt keeps a-gettin' in the way It's making his life a bore. So she says to him - Take off that thing . . . It's getting right between us. Now listen honey I can't do that no even for you My sweetness. Now Big John If that's a fact then how d'you propose we do our act? If that's the way it's gonna be get the hell out of my tepee. Now speckled hen You stop your squawkin' Big Bad Rooster's doin' the talking. I know a trick we ought to try tune right over - you'll know why. He stands so high It's enough to make any red skin cry . . . If you wonder why he stands so high It's just the space between him and the sky. If you wonder why he stands so high . . . If you wonder why he stands so high . . . If you wonder why he stands so high . . . Take me away - John Wayne is big leggy Take me away - John Wayne is big leggy Take me away - John Wayne is big leggy Take me away - John Wayne He stands so high It's enough to make any red skin cry '. Shotgun - gimme Gimme low down fun boy - o.k. showdown.