Crocodile Roll

Havin' a bar-b by the river With no one else around A tropical honeymoon Knocking a four-X down She was standing in the water Eating a pumpkin scone When - ooh, splash, she was gone And they were doin' the crocodile roll The woman and the reptile Doin' the crocodile roll In the middle of the river Down came her husband With a gun and a carving knife To slaughter every crocodile For taking his darling wife You can't go 'round eating Queenslanders You overgrown goannas I'll turn you all into shoes - Ooh, splash It was in the news And they were doin' the crocodile roll The husband and the reptile Doin' the crocodile roll In the middle of the river Down came his bloodhound With mangy curly hair Picked up the scent Away he went Arse in the air Then the dog got carried away And ran out on a log When - guess what, no more dog And they were doin' the crocodile roll The canine and the reptile Doin' the crocodile roll In the middle of the river Down came a wild pig Rootin' all about The little swine drank the wine And really pigged it out Then the crocodile chased him 'round Then the little pig said, "Up yours!" - Into another crocs jaws And they were doin' the crocodile roll The porker and the reptile Doing the crocodile roll In the middle of the river There's no moral to the story Just a brand-new dance Grab your partner by the neck And swing your crocodile pants Dip your toe in the water Are you ready for romance? Swirl your tail around the floor Come on, take a chance Now you're doin' the crocodile roll Stirring up the mud Doin' the crocodile roll In the middle of the river They were doin' the crocodile roll Stirring up the mud crabs Doin' the crocodile roll In the middle of the river Ooh!