Guide To Safely Petting Cougars

She was forty-five years and super Met her at the Hollywood Ball, my seats were super Be very, very, quiet; Reese is hunting cougar Pinot Grigio, to the ho I maneuver (Yo!) "My name's Mauricio, and to tell the truth I should have practiced what the fuck I was gon' say to you" And we she laughed, her tits bounced up and down And that sundress, please undress I'm hooked on Miss Blank-Blank From the class of '84 though (What you know about that?) She got grandkids too (What you know about that?) We shot the shit for another quick bit When you get a few ticks, give a young man a hick She was a dime, back in '99 Now she ain't quite that, but the bitch is still fine And when I get her on her spine She slow-fucks to sleep, that makes your nigga weep (Yeah!) I'd rather fuck with your moms Because she's past being silly, and her pussy's the bomb And I remind her of your daddy That remind her of her twenties and a time when she was happy She's always upbeat And it's always her treat Nigga, cheers to your momma (Hey!) X4 She respects a real nig And when you move out the house, we gon' do it real big We gon' gut your whole room We gon' put mirrors on the ceiling We gon' fuck and do shrooms She don't go to Coachella She is more purple rain than she is Rockafeller My little soccer mamasita Married a milf, all pleasure and no guilt My brand new lady friend, she stay in the pocket She ain't a fucking scatterbrain, she be on the topic She's from another time and space She has been around the block and you can see it on her face She was a dime, back in '99 Now she ain't quite that, but the bitch is still fine And when I get her on her spine She slow-fucks to sleep, that makes your nigga weep (Yeah!) I'd rather fuck with your moms Because she's past being silly, and her pussy's the bomb And I remind her of your daddy That remind her of her twenties and a time when she was happy She's always upbeat And it's always her treat Nigga, cheers to your momma (Hey!) X4