Punch and Judy

Punch, Punch And Judy, Punch And Judy, Punch And Judy Washing machine, pinstripe dream Stripped the gloss from a beauty queen, Punch And Judy, [Judy] Found our nest, in the Daily Express, Met the vicar in a holy vest, Punch And Judy, Punch And Judy Brought up the children Church of E, Now I vegetate with a colour TV, Wors tever thing that ever happened to me, Oh, for D.I.V.O.R.C.E., oh Judy Whatever happened to pillow fights Whatever happened to jeans so tight, Friday nights Whatever happened to lover's lane Whatever happened to passion games, Sunday walks in the pouring rain Punch, Punch, Punch And Judy, Punch And Judy, Punch And Judy Punch, Punch, Punch And Judy, Punch And Judy, Punch And Judy Curling ton, mogadons, "I got a headache baby, don't take so long" Single beds, middle age dread, Losing the war in the Waistlands spread Who left the cap of the toothpaste tube, Who forgot to flush the loo, Leave your sweaty socks outside the door Don't walk across my polished floor, oh Judy Whatever happened to morning smiles, Whatever happened to wicked wiles, permissive styles, Whatever happened to twinkling eyes, Whatever happened to hard fast drives, Complements on unnatural size Punch, Punch, Punch And Judy, Punch, Punch, Punch And Judy Punch, Punch, Punch And Judy. Propping up a bar, family car, Sweating out a mortgage as a balding clerk, Punch And Judy, [Judy] World war three, suburbanshee, Just slip her these pills and I'll be free. No more Judy, Judy. Judy no more! Goodbye Judy!