Crazy way to get your kicks
Shoot the silicone in your lips
If your figure makes you sad
Suck the fat right off your back
Make up your mind about your tits, girls
You can puff 'em up, so no bra will fit girls
There's only one thing they can't fix
No, I won't let you be misled
That's the hole in your head
Can't do nothing 'bout that
Hail, hail modern world
Hail to all you boys and girls
Hail, hail the colour green
Hail, hail to what I've seen
Hail, hail, hail this modern world
Tell her that she's beautiful
And put her on a pedestal
But as you Google triple X
Imagination kicks in
The more you think about sex boys
With someone else, the better it gets boys
Have a purpose in your life
Besides cheating on the wife
For fuck sakes, show some sense
Hail, hail modern world
Hail to all you boys and girls
Hail, hail the colour green
Hail, hail to what I've seen
Hail, hail, hail this modern world
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, whoa
These days, adoption is a hot thing
You can get a child for nearly nothing
You take them home to a nanny
Buy off your guilt with toys and candy
But all the money that you work for girls
You can't compare it to love boys
There's only one thing they can't fix
No, I won't let you be misled
And that's the hole in you head
Can't do nothing 'bout that
Hail, hail modern world
Hail to all you boys and girls
Hail, hail the colour green
Hail, hail to what I've seen
Hail, hail, hail this modern world
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, whoa
