Before She Does

I believe that gas is too damn high An' there ain't nothin' more American Than Mama's apple pie I believe in love; I believe in peace But I don't believe we'll ever see it In that Middle East I believe the Bible is cold, hard fact An' I believe that Jesus is comin' back Before she does I believe the Sabbath is a day of rest The taxman an' the Devil share the same address I believe don't start if you're gonna quit I believe in keep your mouth shut An' carry a big stick I believe that dogs are better than cats An' I believe that Jesus is comin' back Before she does There's absolutely, positively No doubt in my mind That OJ did it; Lee Harvey didn't An' she's really gone this time I believe that cold, cold beer Tastes better on a bar stool Than it does anywhere I believe hard work really makes the man But everyone should wet a line every now an' then I believe it's best to pay in cash An' I believe that Jesus is comin' back Before she does There's absolutely, positively No doubt in my mind That OJ did it; Lee Harvey didn't An' she's really gone this time I believe she was a real good thing Can you believe I let a girl like her get away? I believe she meant it the night she packed An' said Jesus is comin' back before she does Before she does