Felicia No Capicia

Took felicia out to coney She ate a fortune in ziti and macaroni But when i said "i'd love ta kiss ya" Felicia no capicia You gotta see the things i bought her I took her out and spent my money just like water But when my heart got fever-icia Felicia no capicia She knew the names of all the eats She knew the sweets, the vegetables and meats But when it came to makin' love She was as cold as yesterday's a-piz As cold ha ha No matter what she craves i bring her I went in hock to put a ring upon her finger But when i said "i'd love ta kiss ya" Felicia no capicia She understood, she hear me good When i said "have some real imported cheese" But when i said "give me a squeeze" You'd think i was talking portuguese And all the time she was a calabrese I tried to make her feel relaxing I even took her home to brooklyn in a taxi But when i said "i'd love ta kiss ya" Felicia no capicia Then i said "lola, let me hold ya" Felicia no capicia And then i said "lola, let me squeeze ya" Felicia no capicia Then she said "wella, first let's get married" Luigi — no capici