Cold Beer Drinker

Hay! Whiskey burns me up Wine turns my teeth all red Tequila makes me loco Champagne hurts my head But let me tell ya I'm a real big fan of ice fishing for them aluminum cans I'm just a cold beer drinker Check out the callus on pop top finger Got a cooler in the back with a 12 pack ready to roll I'm a killer karaoke country singer Top water rattle trap spinner bait-slinger King of the grill and a short putt sinker I'm just a cold beer drinker Monday through five o'clock Friday I'm a hardworking man Responsible, kinda dull, head down, stick to the plan But all my buddies know me better than that Get us all together and we start throwing 'em back I'm just a cold beer drinker Check out the callus on pop top finger Got a cooler in the back with a 12 pack ready to roll I'm a killer karaoke country singer Top water rattle trap spinner bait-slinger King of the grill and a short putt sinker I'm just a cold beer drinker I'm just a cold beer drinker As far as I'm concerned, it's the all American way Twist the top off, just to cap off the day Hey-hey Hey-hey Hey-hey I'm just a cold beer drinker Check out the callus on pop top finger Got a cooler in the back with a 12 pack rarin' to go Don't you know I'm a killer karaoke country singer Top water rattle trap spinner bait-slinger King of the grill and a short putt sinker I'm just a cold beer drinker I'm just a cold beer drinker I'm just a cold beer drinker I'm just a cold beer drinker Yeah