Such a Sociable Sort

How do you do How do you do How do you do? How do you know? It can't be estimated The years that we have waited For you Just for you And you can't guess how delighted We are to be invited Dear friend To attend It was worth every bit of the climb We should have us a devilish time It's a rare and a hopeful treat What a marvelous man to meet Such a sociable sort With a quality that demands Slapping shoulders and shaking hands Such a sociable sort Kindly bring him a quart The art of carousing Nothing trivial You're congenial and So convivial A rollicking nut can beat You are sweeping us off our feet We should have us a time before We're through Give a cheer (hear, hear) No one comes near Such a sociable sort Such a perfectly elegant sport Such a sociable sort Like you Such a sociable sort Such a sociable sort You're always so very Bacchanalian You'd make Nero seem Episcopalian A man that can comprehend And a boisterer to the end One would think that each drink you drink is free Give a cheer You have no fear Such a sociable sort An amenable happen-so-fort Such a sociable sort Like me