Hurricane Starang

We interrupt you to bring you a scheduling program and we're bringing you the special report from WBAD news Hurricane Starang has just been sighted off the coast of the Hudson River Since its materialization, this entity is responsible for the littoral erosion of various sites in the east coast Though forewarned, niggas wasn't ready Absurd amounts of shorties with reports of eradicated backdoors are coming in from sites varied from D.C. to downtown Brooklyn Seamen to harness the power obtained from each chaotic occurrence and now threatens to spark utter chaos along the western hemisphere I'm Duck Down staff even when I'm by myself I'm Boot Camp Clik even when I'm by myself I'm Fab 5 even when I'm by myself I'm O.G.C. even when I'm by myself Husk! (Storm) Husk! (Storm) Husk! Husk! Hang that ass up like a poster Got niggas out in Genosha who be screaming, "Eshkoshka!" (They don't know ya, so I can't see why they wanna start ya) It's a shame, Strang got more aim than an archer MP Rock, please prepare my ship for departure Beat these young boys' ass and make 'em run and get their father Niggas get dropped from the hip-hop culture It's the ultra emcee, fly like a vulture One, two, I come through on the humble Beast from the East, call me king of the jungle Beast from the East, beast from the East Beast from the East, beast from the East Strang coming like a hurricane licking shots Strang coming like a hurricane licking shots Strang coming like a hurricane licking shots When I roar like a grizzly, they say, "Damn, he gets busy" I be Grand like Puba, but I'll move smooth with Dru Ha Puts the B in (booyah), Starang coming to (do ya) Scream hallelujah, but it still won't help ya Run from O.G.C. and get caught by Heltah Skeltah (Jet) to the other side, run for cover, hide Niggas still wouldn't be safe even if I let 'em slide But this ain't baseball, I'll waste y'all, ask no question Get attacked from the back by the black Smif-N-Wessun I be rubbishing any crew that claims that they be bubbling Get that ass capped like them niggas when they're handling My publishing I be loving when fake rappers Question my status when my crew be the fattest At this, and you could ask my man the Big Kahuna Ka-plow now make you say "yow" like Junior (You've been warned) Da Storm's in the atmosphere Move over, make room — Gunn Clappaz here 'Cause it's ill how I kick lyrical skills with the force No joke when I leave you choking off of the exhaust Of course, who else could it be but Mr. Strangle? Hit that ass from every angle — they don't really wanna tangle Strang coming like a hurricane licking shots Strang coming like a hurricane licking shots Strang coming like a hurricane licking shots The original ay caramba Starang Wondah Continuing on its destructive path, Hurricane Starang has just been labelled as the cause of the severe tree shortage in and around the tri-state area Ish is getting hot Citizens are advised to renounce all fronting and deceptive practices if they hope to survive the storm Ayo, Starang Sup, son? Ayo, you should let 'em know exactly why you be Numba One, I don't think they understand First of all, Starang comes first and foremost My first instinct would be to burn y'all wack raps like toast Fuck the first day of school, I'm on 1st Ave At the First National Bank so I could fly first class Ask about it and I be the first in line Crack that ass before I even get to kick my first rhyme I'm in the Hall like Aaron, puffing L's all day My first commandment is to keep the fat broads away Fresh, fly, O.G.C. be the best buy Puff lye with my nigga Tek out in Bed-Stuy Then I come through with the wickedness Who be kicking this? Starang, I light shit up like Christmas Strang coming like a hurricane licking shots Strang coming like a hurricane licking shots Strang coming like a hurricane licking shots Gunn Clappa Number One with my niggas O.G.C And the aftermath of Hurricane Starang's damage reports are staggering: Billions of injuries and wide spread case of amnesia and nausea Conditions are a code red danger. I repeat: A code red danger