Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Rodney Carrington
Performer
Bob Hoban
Piano
Dave Pomeroy
Bass
Mike Noble
Acoustic Guitar
Pat Buchanan
Electric Guitar
Robby Turner
Steel Guitar
Milton Sledge
Drums
Larry Franklin
Fiddle
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Rodney Carrington
Composer
Mark Gross
Composer
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Rodney Carrington
Producer
Tom Griswold
Producer
Steve Allee
Producer
Steve Tillisch
Mixing Engineer
Benny Quinn
Mastering Engineer
Lyrics
One beer then I'm gone
The ugliest women that I've laid eyes on
Got together and decided to come here
They're not pretty
They're not small
I don't give a damn at all
Tonight I'm only having just one beer
Yeah tonight I'm only having just two beers
I don't mind the atmosphere in here
It feels so right, it must be wrong
I know I can't stay too long
Tonight I'm only having just two beers
Three beers but no more
There's no way I'm drinking four
My attitude's improving with the beer
I was mad but now I'm glad
The women in here, they ain't so bad
Tonight I'm only having just three beers
Yeah tonight I'm only having just six beers
I kinda like the atmosphere in here
It feels so right, it must be wrong
I know I can't stay too long
Tonight I'm only having just six beers
Twelve beers then I quit
Oh good Lord I'm drunk as shit
I just spent my whole paycheck in here
I took a chance
I tried to dance
I threw up and pissed my pants
All off one beer
Yeah tonight I'm only having just one beer
At least that's what I said when I got here
It felt so right, but it was wrong
I know that I've stayed too long
I think I musta drank hundred beers
Well now I wished I had only one beer
God I wish I never came in here
Writer(s): Rodney Carrington, Mark Edward Gross
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