Fart

I know why you're squirming Oh, yeah I know what's going on Can you keep it in? Or make it to the john? Oh, no here it comes Wait wait no it's gone Man that was close Shit Let it out I wanna hear it rip Do me proud don't you just let it sit You may think your life's is in fart's hands Reality nobody gives a damn (no!) Come on bud you gotta lose the shame If all else fails look there's a kid to blame You can tell a lot about a person Based on how he takes fart criticism Face it, I am living art You're nothing but an old fart You're done, and by done I mean Long live fun Face it I am living art You're nothing but an old fart You're done, and by done I mean Long live fun Don't you even try Telling me what's good what's right I don't plan to be so fucking uptight The hell with the false Modesty I know I'm sexy Let it out I wanna hear it rip Do me proud, don't you just let it sit You may think your life's is in fart's hands Reality, nobody gives a damn Come on bud you gotta lose the shame If all else fails look there's a kid to blame You can tell a lot about a person Based on how he takes fart criticism Face it, I am living art You're nothing but an old fart You're done, and by done I mean Long live fun Face it I am living art You're nothing but an old fart You're done, and by done I mean Long live fun Face it, I am living art You're nothing but an old fart You're done, and by done I mean Long live fun Face it I am living art You're nothing but an old fart You're done, and by done I mean Long live fun Shit