Let's Call the Whole Thing Off

You say potato, I say potato You say potato and I say potato Potato You say either and I say either You say neither and I say neither Either, either, neither, neither Let's call the whole thing off You like potato and I like potato You like tomato and I like tomato Potato, potato, tomato, tomato Let's call the whole thing off But oh, if we call the whole thing off Then we must part And oh, if we ever part Then that would break my heart So, if you like pyjamas and I like pajamas I'll wear pyjamas and give up pajamas For we know we need each other So we better call the calling-off off Let's call the whole thing off Things have come to a pretty pass Our romance is growing flat For you like this and the other While I go for this and that Goodness knows what the end will be Oh, I don't know where I'm at It looks as if we two will never be one Something must be done You like potatoes and I like potatoes You like tomato, I like tomato Potato, potatoes, tomato, tomatoes Why don't we call the whole thing off You like bananas, and I like bananas You like pyjamas and I like pajamas Bananas, bananas, pyjamas, pajamas Why don't we call the whole thing off If you go for oysters and I go for oysters I'll order oysters and give up the oysters For we know we need each other, so we Better call the calling-off off Let's call the whole thing off Let's call the whole thing off Let's call the whole thing off Let's call the whole thing off