Perry Mason Theme

You know, it's such a shame That it's so hard to find Good, honest, legal help these days See, the problem with my brother and me is We're recidivists, habitual, criminal offenders No attorney wants to go near us, I gotta find him a lawyer I don't know what I'm gonna do The D.A. was Burger The cop was Tragg And Della was the secretary Drake sat on the desk with Perry